Could.
Not.
Care.
Less.

But if you do, enjoy the full list of winners from Spike TV’s meaningless, and check out this week’s special podcast for the official GamerPops response. I’ve still got a EB Games card kicking around somewhere, might be time to redeem it for Red Dead Redemption.

GAME OF THE YEAR – Red Dead Redemption (Rockstar Games / Rockstar San Diego)

STUDIO OF THE YEAR – BioWare

BEST XBOX 360 GAME – Mass Effect 2 (Electronic Arts / BioWare)

BEST PS3 GAME – God of War III (Sony Computer Entertainment / SCE Studios Santa Monica)

BEST Wii GAME – Super Mario Galaxy 2 (Nintendo / Nintendo)

BEST PC GAME – StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty (Blizzard Entertainment / Blizzard Entertainment)

BEST HANDHELD GAME – God of War: Ghost of Sparta (Sony Computer Entertainment / Ready At Dawn Studios)

BEST SHOOTER – Call of Duty: Black Ops (Activision / Treyarch)

BEST ACTION ADVENTURE GAME – Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood (Ubisoft / Ubisoft Montreal)

BEST RPG – Mass Effect 2 (Electronic Arts / BioWare)

BEST MULTI-PLAYER – Halo: Reach (Microsoft / Bungie Studios)

BEST INDIVIDUAL SPORTS GAME – Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11 (Electronic Arts / EA Tiburon)

BEST TEAM SPORTS GAME – NBA 2K11 (2K Sports / Visual Concepts)

BEST DRIVING GAME – Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit (Electronic Arts / Criterion Games)

BEST MUSIC GAME – Rock Band 3 (MTV Games / Harmonix)

BEST SOUNDTRACK – DJ Hero 2 (Activision / FreeStyleGames)

BEST SONG IN A GAME – Far Away by José González (Red Dead Redemption)

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE – Red Dead Redemption (Rockstar Games / Rockstar San Diego)

BEST GRAPHICS – God of War III (Sony Computer Entertainment / SCE Studios Santa Monica)

BEST ADAPTED VIDEO GAME -Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game (Ubisoft / Ubisoft Montreal / Ubisoft Chengdu)

BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN MALE – Neil Patrick Harris as Peter Parker / Amazing Spider-Man (Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions / Activision)

BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN FEMALE – Tricia Helfer as Sarah Kerrigan (StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty / Blizzard Entertainment)

BEST DOWNLOADABLE GAME – Costume Quest (THQ / Double Fine Productions)

BEST DLC – Red Dead Redemption – Undead Nightmare (Rockstar Games / Rockstar San Diego)

BEST INDEPENDENT GAME – Limbo (PlayDead)

MOST ANTICIPATED GAME – Portal 2 (Valve / Valve)